All the things

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

2014 so far

bread-pitt:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August:

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officialhamlet:

i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards

vinebox:

When you wake up and think you’re late for school

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

psychoticrambling:

Land of those who fight to be free
and the home of the brave

psychoticrambling:

Land of those who fight to be free

and the home of the brave

fullmetalfisting:

Some women want to be house wives and some women want to be Harvard professors and some women want to be porn stars and some women want to be nuns and some women want to be surgeons and there is nothing wrong with anyone’s profession I am sick of people being rude to women about their professions oh my god

foreverthatduranduranfan:

Nick Rhodes from Duran Duran in Planet Earth, 1981  X

X

tatterdemalionamberite:

curlicuecal:

> I was working on a whole Homestuck collection, but Eridan Ampora turns out to embody a disproportionately large subset of tumblr users.

UTTER BRILLIANCE

tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in

tsarbucks:

cursethegoldfish:

I’m actually dying lmao

more like your phone’s actually dying plug it in

neoliberalismkills:

neoliberalismkills:

if you’re interested, this person is trying to organize a food/meal drive for elementery school kids in Ferguson

schools in Ferguson have been closed since Monday and that’s where a LOT of the kids in Ferguson get their food from, to explain how important this is.

thetomska:

Will always reblog.

hetalianbae:

freckled-face-marco:

prussiapudding:

Ja, is this a party?

Ja, a German sparkle party


Doitsu sparkle party

hetalianbae:

freckled-face-marco:

prussiapudding:

Ja, is this a party?

Ja, a German sparkle party

Doitsu sparkle party

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blo0dsta1ned:

why-so-serious-gio-volpe:

disneysnowprincess:

castiel-is-a-bluebird:

the-misadventures-of-lele:

licklucifer:

[x] Hans sings “Love is an Open Door” with himself.

IM LOSING MY SHIT

I lost it when Hans was like “Oh Hans” and Hans was like “I know”

why i love hans so much

Only one he’s gonna be happy with

OH MY GOD