All the things

i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

flewor:

"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

sixpenceee:

Like I always say, the real horror in life isn’t monsters, demons or ghosts but us, humans and what we are capable of

Here’s the original video

rayasymanchas:

Brother bear fuck i’ve lost control of my fucking life

welcometomotherworld:

jackiepocketmonster:

This is just majestic…

Deadpool and Spiderman are the best superheroes.

welcometomotherworld:

jackiepocketmonster:

This is just majestic…

Deadpool and Spiderman are the best superheroes.

paperseverywhere:

untouchedteddy:

paperseverywhere:

what happens when you mistype ‘beautiful’ to ‘beautiflu’

A virus is born which causes the host to slowly mutate, becoming more and more attractive, until their body collapses under the strain of being so fucking hot and dies.

sign me up

tricotee:

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belated newsflash: my entire life is actually one long reference to spongebob jokes

federyk-is-a-rising-demon:

teenage-vices:

ieuanlee:

Opal formation in fossilized wood.

Omfg

dragons

federyk-is-a-rising-demon:

teenage-vices:

ieuanlee:

Opal formation in fossilized wood.

Omfg

dragons

loualyne:

sweetmadameblue:

theouijagirl:

kerplunkers:

hypo-thermic:

yogaboi:

toocooltobehipster:

To donate £5 to the charity supporting the male victims of domestic abuse, text the message: MKDV46 to 70070
Click here to watch the video

At first I though this was a joke

Don’t ignore this Tumblr

Yet they still do even when it’s right in their face.

This reminds me of how a friend of mine was abused by the mother of his child. She was mentally unstable and used to berate him constantly and would smack him in the head all the time. It really pissed me off. Then one night she threw hot coffee in his face and tried to stab him with a screwdriver. The cops hauled him off to jail because she made up a sob story that painted herself as the victim. 

Once he left her, he stayed with me and it was a nightmare. She stalked him and me. She would drive by my house obsessively at all hours of the day and night (her muffler made a weird sound so I know it was her). She started showing up at my job, showing up at the places I frequented around town, and filling up my voicemail with dead air. The cops were no help.

One day she got bold enough to talk her way into my home by conning my elderly grandmother, whom I was taking care of, while I was out. She went in my room and went through my stuff (creepy), then found him napping on the couch and attacked him. My grandmother witnessed the whole thing. He grabbed her by the arms, forced her out the front door, and locked it. The cops were called again. They said they’d go and ‘talk’ to her.

The next day we were watching a movie and there was a knock at the door. The police had come to arrest him. She filed a complaint against him and shown off some bruises on her arms from the altercation that she swore were completely unprovoked. My grandmother saw the whole thing since she was in the living room too and testified on his behalf. He still ended up serving jail time.
No one takes male domestic violence victims seriously. They only see males as perpetrators.

    

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sam-i-am1124:

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

I still don’t get how they didn’t realize they were twins for like a third of the movie like you literally look exactly alike?

ofbonesandarrows:

ihavefeelingsforthingsandstuffs:

zannyblogging:

helpfulharrie:

Source: AuroraCarina-Chan

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PERFECT SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE REFERENCE

I actually really like the idea of requiring an extra set of pectoral muscles for proper wing function. I would assume it would also require additional shoulders across the shoulder blades and back as well.

trust-me-im-satan:

sleep:

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asked

you

to

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was

close

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fucktheflagandfuckyou:

baiovevo:

Oh u love ur mom? Name 3 of her albums

1) I swear to fucking god I have to do everything in this house
2) No it’s okay I’ll do it myself
3) If I have to ask you one more time I’m gonna lose it

faeriviera:

caiju:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

tffnyblws:

theyoungveinsvevo:

*does laundry but like in a punk way*

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*does laundry but in a musical theatre way*

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*does musical theatre but in a punk way*

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*does punk but in a musical theatre way*

spicy-mituna-roll:

manlysporkle:

aLIEN
ALIEN IN THE POOL
im sorry this was a bad idea

Excuse you I think you mean this was a great idea.

spicy-mituna-roll:

manlysporkle:

aLIEN

ALIEN IN THE POOL

im sorry this was a bad idea

Excuse you I think you mean this was a great idea.